Death by Boredom

So I'm sitting in a large ballroom listening to some old guy talk about International Accounting standards... I know, everyone is insanely jealous.

Wow, this is boring. So boring that I think I might die. Seriously, the boredom is so severe, death may result. I'm at the back of the room, so I suppose I could sneak out but I haven't at this point.

So, I decided I would write about how boring this is in order to keep on living. Apparently I can only write so much on my Blackberry. More later...