Sunday, November 15, 2009

Cockapoos, the Homeless, and City O' City

It's been a little while since I've updated you on my new friend Henry. As you can see, he's still chillin' like a villain and he's immensely popular with pretty much everyone he meets.

Example: I was working in City O' City on a recent Monday with Henry's other half (eating la chagall pizza, which I highly recommend) while Henry lounged on the bench outside. The guy could not get a moment's peace (not that he was looking for it).

Everyone stopped to say 'hello' and to find out if he's really as soft as he looks (he is). Enrique was totally fine with all of this until a homeless guy came up and attempted to pet him, which didn't go over so well. Either it was the guy's smell (not observable from inside) or his mere appearance (which I would describe as adult version of Pig-Pen) that spooked Henry but it was clear that those filthy hands did not belong on the white fur.

In other Henry news, he's attempting to break into show business which I won't elaborate on much further since I'm superstitious. Let's just say that this pose you see here may come in handy.

More tales of Cockapoo adventures to come.

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Oh Henry!


No, not the candy bar that is filled with peanuts, caramel and fudge, coated in chocolate. And no matter what anyone says, there's no nougat.

Henry is a cockapoo (much cuter than any pictured on Wiki) and he and I have become acquainted in the past month. In that short amount of time I have been more impressed with him than many humans that I've encountered.

Henry is an extremely good listener (he only eats after the count of three), enjoys climbing trees in LoHi (where he lives), and listening to Jill Scott with his friend Goosey.

The picture above is Henry getting dried off after going quite some time without a bath. Regardless of his resistance at first, he couldn't be happier being clean. This is just a little intro to my new friend, so I'll update with you his adventures as I observe them.

Sunday, August 16, 2009

Daddy Wants a New Pair of Shoes

Walking through Capitol Hill, you'll see plenty of strange things. One strange thing I have seen on a number of occasions are random pairs of shoes with no human in them. It's like they got beamed back to Starship Enterprise but left the skids behind.

This pair of beauties was in the alley of my apartment building right next to a telephone pole. Since black goes with everything, obv, they didn't last long and had disappeared when I returned home later that day.



Here's another pair that I saw on the sidewalk near Bender's:

Again, decent condition and even a little stylish if you've got Joey Kinney's taste. Another bargain hunter made off with these babies as they too were gone when I walked by a short while later.

It's interesting that shoes, being the extremely functional tools that they are, will always find a pair of feet to take them around, regardless of whether they come from, whether it's Saks or a sidewalk.

Saturday, June 27, 2009

No, It's Not All Gold but You Can Pretend

Sorry for the long delay in posting here. Most of my attention has been dedicated to Tramp for reasons that most of you probably already know. Nevertheless, this is my attempt to get reacquainted with the Fax.

For those of you that are not American geography buffs, Denver is the capital of Colorado. Above is the Colorado State Capitol Building that gives our lovely neighborhood its namesake. It resides between Colfax Ave. and 14th Ave and stretches between Lincoln and Grant Streets.

Construction began in 1890 and was opened for use in 1894. According to Wikipedia, the gold dome consists of a real gold plate that was first added in 1908 commemorating the Colorado Gold Rush.

I also hear that our state representatives attempt to pass legislation in the hallowed halls there but nothing of importance really gets accomplished.

Monday, June 1, 2009

The Man in Black is Watching


Bender's is a punk/country/rock bar in the neighborhood that has been called a "legendary bar" by Wikipedia. It's been there for as long as I've been around (which I admit, isn't long).

The legendary status is mostly due to this iconic mural of the late Johnny Cash that appears on the wall facing east on 13th Ave.

Now I was unable to find anything out in cyberspace to confirm if the man in black ever performed here but even if he never did, it's a fitting tribute to a legend in the world of music.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Nuggets and Other Brief Notes

Yeah, the Nuggets are looking good. Keeping up with LA is a tall order so they've been impressive. Big game tomorrow night...

I'll be on the road in NYC starting on Thursday and I plan to take some time to post a few more pictures from the new neighborhood.

Monday, May 18, 2009

Ayn Rand Slept Here (Or Just Slept With Someone Here)

So I decided that I would post a few photos of the new neighborhood a la BK and Catch That? It is great blog to follow if you know New York and even if you don't. The guy does good work. Keep it up my friend.

Anyhoo, this is the first photo I decided I would post. Forgive the poor image, it was on my phone... It's an apartment overhang on my block in Capitol Hill.

For those of you that need the background, Ayn Rand is the founder of Objectivism and the author of several books, most notably, The Fountainhead and Atlas Shrugged. I haven't read Fountainhead but spent a year of my life reading Atlas. I don't recommend it for beach reading or if you find yourself bored one day and decide to pick something up. It is an epic piece of literature that is a must read for libertarians and bookworms.

I noticed this overhang right away after I moved to CH and wondered of the genesis of the name. It might be worth looking into...

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

What Were You Doing One Year Ago?

I was apparently so bored at work that I started this blog. Funny how things don't really change too much...

Yep, it's the first birthday of the Ditmas Park/Kensington/City Park/Capitol Hill blog. Here's the first entry.

I guess you might say On the Fax is the Sean Combs of blogs. Can't make up it's mind about what it wants to be called but always settles on something that people eventually just accept.

In any case, thanks for reading my obscure musings.

Monday, May 4, 2009

A Great Debate Version 1.0

Ok people. Hugely important issue at hand...

I got into a debate over the weekend as to whether Chris O'Donnell played the character Daniel "Rudy" Ruettiger in the film Rudy. I said "No way in hell that the guy who played Robin in the worst Batman movie ever played Rudy. It was the same guy who played Samwise Gamgee in the Lord of the Rings Trilogy".

As you can expect, since this was being hashed out over pints of black beer, it turned into a shouting match, and I vowed to bring the truth to light. Thirty-six hours (approximately) later I completely forgot about it until I was reminded that this timeless debate needed to be settled once and for all.

Sean Astin Filmography

You'll note credits for Rudy in 1994 and LOTR in 2001, 2002, and 2003.

Now, since that's settled...

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Thoughts on my Gypsyism

So I've moved again. The name of the blog will stay the same because I happen to be just as close to Colfax as I was before (maybe closer).

Anyway, the new neighborhood is Capitol Hill. Turns out Jack Kerouac is a former resident of the nabe, and though I'd like to be the Jack Kerouac of blogging, I'm not necessarily trying to match his legendary drinking ability (at least not consciously).

I hope to get some some pics of the new stomping grounds on here at some point.

You may now return to your regularly scheduled swine flu news.

Monday, April 20, 2009

This is Sure to Help Subside the Populist Outrage

Washington Post columnist and noted smartypants George Will wrote a piece last week about his dislike for denim. It's a pretty damning (and at times accurate) indictment of our jeans-wearing society but here is his suggested solution:

"This is not complicated. For men, sartorial good taste can be reduced to one rule: If Fred Astaire would not have worn it, don't wear it. For women, substitute Grace Kelly."

I don't think he could have done a better job at showing us how obviously lame and elitist he is. Seriously, get a researcher and find out who is currently considered very well dressed. There's got to be one fashionable person working at the Post who could have given Will better examples.

But no, he's suggesting that the two people that we should emulate in our fashion sense were dead before Ronald Reagan's second term. Yeah, seems reasonable.

Demon Denim [Washington Post]

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Links 4/7/2009

It's been a couple of busy days (at work that is) so in order to get back in the swing of things, here's some of the more amusing, interesting, relevant stuff out there for the last few days.

I know just how this guy feels [The Onion]

How hard up is Sir-Mix-Alot? The King during March Madness last night [Grub St.]

Just for the sake of argument [Slate]

This is mostly for those obscure public radio readers out there [The Onion]

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Links 4/2/2009

What a damn shame. I was hoping we could attract more neanderthals to Denver. Of course these neanderthals would wearing colorful clothes with numbers on them....[Denver Business Journal]

Whatever it takes to get playoff system in college football [The Onion]

From the not-so-surprising department, girls don't like Ford Pintos...[Reason Hit & Run]

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Links 3/31/2009

This has been a matter of debate among booze hounds for awhile. Is $1 enough? [Grub St.]

How are little boys going to show little girls that they like them if they can't push them down? [Reason Hit & Run]

Local billionaire interest. ARSENAL! ARSENAL! ARSENAL! [Financial Times]

This is the real battle going on in our country. Shouldn't some guys in Chicago have done this already? [Daily Intel]

Oh Yeah, Well You Can't Get Falafel on the Street for $4 in Omaha. Am I right people??

It's not very often that my home state gets mentioned in any form of media that's not football or agriculture related.

However, every so often, the pages (in this case virtual) of a big city periodical will make a smidgen of room for the state that founded Arbor Day.

Daily Intel makes the point that things aren't so bad in fly-over country, especially with regard to unemployment. Nebraska actually ticked downward last month to 4.2%! The recovery is on!

Oh but wait...the boom was never really over or even going on for that matter. That's a major point of the post. Lots of the flyover states don't have investment bankers or luxury condos on beachfront property so things just aren't hurting as much...Most people in Nebraska would probably say "duh" (or perhaps "der") to this news but any press is good press Huskerinos, even in the blogosphere.

The Downturnaround Is Long Nebraska [Daily Intel]

Friday, March 27, 2009

Links 3/27/2009

It's funny because of his phallic hat. [Financial Times]

This will no doubt save many people from regrettable explanations after heavy drinking. [Slate]

There are no excuses. Eat them up! [Slate via Grub St.]

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Be Careful on the Fax Denverites, New Yorkers, Nebraskans, and Californians: Get Back to Work!

Help me get home RTD...

Throw in Some Statue of Liberty Souvenirs and We'll Think About it

Regardless of what the article says, it's entirely possible that the Donks might fall for this. My feeling is that the Onion isn't giving the Jets enough credit or the Donks too much.

Jets Attempt To Trade Mannequin Dressed As Favre For Jay Cutler [The Onion]

Monday, March 23, 2009

Links 3/23/2009

This covers all rentals [The Onion]

This is usually the lead story on Denver local news every night. [Daily Intel]

Bye-bye Dubai? Man, with a headline like that, I could work for the Post! [The Guardian via Reason Hit & Run]

Our Elected Officials At Work

Technically, it's Texas's elected official. God help us.

Great Moments in Political History [Reason Hit & Run]

Thursday, March 19, 2009

RTD v. MTA

I've blogged about public transit in the past but it's been awhile so I thought I'd revisit the subject, especially since I've moved to a new city and the differences I've noticed are worth mentioning:

1. Denver doesn't have a subway. This is worth about negative infinity points.

2. Denver does have a pretty comprehensive bus system. Problem is that it runs about as frequently as Hailey's Comet.

3. In Denver, many people, including myself, wave and say "thank you" to the bus drivers upon getting off the bus. This would never happen on any form of MTA. Chances are the operator/driver would think you were belittling them and kick your ass.

4. The bus in Denver has quite the assorted cast of characters. The following people can be typically found on the Denver bus: Bubbles from The Wire, Trey Anastasio wannabes, and Brian Cranston's character from Breaking Bad.

5. The one similarity between RTD and MTA is that the announcements are both completely incomprehensible.

All in all, I'm still enjoying public transit for better, for worse. Ok, that's my public transit post. I promise it will be limited unless something like this happens again.

Links 3/19/2009

March Madness = Inefficiency. I think I speak for everyone when I say, "duh". [Slate]

TMZ to comment on elected officials' booty calls and drunken escapades. [Washington Post]

Dick Vitale, not surprisingly, ups his Viagra scrip this time of year [The Onion]

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Links 3/18/2009

Poor A-Rod. [Daily Intel]

More sports stars! This time, Chuck. [The Onion]

PCP? Didn't that go the way of the dodo? [Slate and Washington Post]

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Links 3/17/2009

George Clooney doing Andy Rooney. [Daily Intel via MSNBC via Jossip]

Smoking is already green! Oh wait, they're talking about cigarettes... [Slate]

Che, huh? Do you live in Williamsburg? [Talking Points Memo]

Luck of the Irish, Swedish, Whatever

It must be a slow morning over at the Denver Business Journal...

An early morning article states that only 7.41% of the metro area identifies themselves as having Irish descent. That puts the MHC at 24th among U.S. cities according to the bean counters at the U.S. Census Bureau. That puts Denver one slot behind... NYC? Yes, it's true.

Not really as shocking is that Boston ranks 1st w/ nearly 19% identifying themselves as potato eaters. Personally, I think this is an inflated number...but I'm not one to argue with a bunch of drunk Red Sox fans on that particular city's favorite holiday. Slainte Mhath!

Happy St. Patrick's Day, Denver Irish folks, wherever you are [Denver Business Journal]

Monday, March 16, 2009

Links 3/16/2009

Sorry, a little slow out there On the Fax today. Happy Monday!

Cheney doesn't think we're safe? Thanks to you Lord Vader. [Democracy Now!]

Friday, March 13, 2009

Links 3/13/2009

Overall slow day folks. I'll be working on some things over the weekend (including my taxes, ugh)


Obama food cart (near Fox News, no less)! [Grub Street]


Great slideshow on disappearing storefronts in NYC. [Daily Intel]

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Links 3/12/2009

Really? [Reason Hit & Run]

Drug war failure needs to end [Economist, thanks to reader Niket]

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

I Guess Things Could be Worse...At Least Spring is Almost Here!

So being employed again has put me in a position of not being able to write as much. I know that's a lame excuse but there's only so many hours in a day and I require sleep...that being said, when someone calls me out, I feel it is my responsibility so answer some motivating criticism.

Two coerced readers (whom I send the posts to automatically via email) both were less than impressed with my link to the Financial Times article about the thousands of people at the New York job fair. Fine, so maybe I'm getting a little lazy.

As a response, I'll address a point that one of the readers brought up: what the hell has the special needs group known as Congress been doing for the past month and a half? Plus, it's been an on-going circus with the whole new administration. Michelle's arms, Rahm Emanuel likes to curse, the bloody dog, and the BIGGEST shocker of them all? Washington DC is still disgustingly partisan.

Aren't you glad that so many people voted for change? I mean, sheeeeesh, things are SOOOOO different. Banks are still being nationalized pre-privatized, companies are still laying off workers, baseball players are still getting outed for steroids, AIG is heating their buildings by burning their bailout money, General Motors still makes crappy cars, and Democrats and Republicans in congress still would rather break bread with Osama bin Laden than work together on any meaningful legislation that might actual accomplish something.

But our government officials really aren't that interested in doing anything but blaming each other. It's not in their best interest to work together. How the hell else are they going to get elected? They've got to be able to point to someone that isn't doing anything to help us (e.g. the other party). No one wants to point to, GASP, accomplishments.

A lot of this blame falls on the Democrats. I mean, they've got the power right? They wanted it so bad and now that they have it all they've done is continue blame the other party, "Just you wait Republicans! Once we get this ball rolling, you'll never win another election, EVER!" Too bad nothing has happened except unemployment rocketing through the stratosphere and the Dow Jones Industrial Average plunging below 7k.

All of that being said, Republicans haven't done a damn thing either. All they're doing is going back to all their old cliches and making excuses. Like the whole notion that the White House talking about Rush Limbaugh and what a blowhard he is, is somehow distracting the American people from the adminstration's policies. Apparently, Lenin has taken residence in our new President and the only way they (i.e. the White House) can distract the American people is talk about Rush Limbaugh.

First of all, the "American People" are really more distracted by NASCAR, Bud Light commercials, and Brangelina then what's going on in DC. Second of all, the Republicans had the better part of EIGHT YEARS to do things and what did they do? They completely dropped the ball. Our country is in a total quagmire and it's largely their fault.

Did John Boehner think that the day that BO took the oath that all those lost jobs would come back? Sean Hannity is blaming BO retroactively to March 2008 when he "won" the election so all of this is clearly his fault.

On top of all this, it's becoming more and more likely that it will be necessary for ANOTHER stimulus package because the first one was too small. Aren't you glad that some of the scholars in the Senate cut some "wasteful spending" and "trimmed the fat"? We're right back to where we started becuase no one thought that unemployment would continue rising like A-Rod at a Madonna concert.

So what do we take from all this? We're clearly in the rut of electing some really good politicans and NOT electing problem solvers. Hey, it's just our country, what's a decade of economic turmoil going to hurt?

Links 3/11/2009 - yes, a day late

Excellent article on stem cell funding and shortfalls that may now that federal funding has been approved [NYT]


Something tells me that not everyone will be enjoying this technology [Reuters]


Those were the days! [Daily Intel]

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Links 3/10/2009

Cities are Green! [NYT]

Mass Transit [Democracy Now]

New York's finest [Daily Intel]

Monday, March 9, 2009

Links 3/9/2009

In my lame attempt to get back into a regular blogging routine, I've decided to put into the practice of posting links to some of the better stuff on the web each day. This isn't like plagarizing is it?

Be in the audience of people complaining! [Denver Business Journal]

Isn't this a paradox? [9 News]

Coming to a Red Rocks near you? [NYT]

Friday, February 27, 2009

Ok, this makes it a little more depressing (for Coloradoans anyway)

Last cartoon.

Donations Can Be Made on Behalf of All the Journalists Who Will Now Try Writing Spy Novels

This might be what we would read in the obituary of the Rocky Mountain News, whose last publication is today. Read about here, here, and here. Here's an "official" obit.

Apparently for this Greatest Depression thing to really gather some steam, a major Denver newspaper had to go down.

Is it sad? Sure. The Rocky was published for 150 years. The longest run business in Colorado. That's not exactly a weekend in the Hamptons (or Vail, the choice is yours). But what I think we're witnessing is another business model that has failed to keep up with the changing business environment and was just plain run by morons who probably don't know a damn thing about working capital or debt/equity ratios.

Hell, if banks and car companies don't have a chance, what kind of odds does a tabloid-format newspaper have?

Monday, January 5, 2009

Faxtacular!

Oh loyal readers...last time I posted I probably was still killing mice, walking everywhere and consumed by time in New York.

NOW, I now live in the South City Park neighborhood in Denver, Colorado, get to see the mountains every day, I haven't seen a single mouse since I left New York, and the sun shines all the time. Oh, and it snows too.

It's very strange to leave a place that is so fun and exciting like New York and expect nothing but disappoint in wherever you might be headed. What's equally strange is getting to the new place and realizing that you're only going to be disappointed if you let yourself be. Right, I know that sounds Tony Robbinsish but it's the truth.

My new neighborhood in Denver is a lot of fun and I have a great new non-corporate coffeeshop within walking distance of home on Colfax Ave. Plus, the bus system is really good here so I'll still have regular public transit stories...I'll get into more detail later but that's basically the gist.

I know this isn't really the most exciting post, but I felt really compelled to share the ginormous life change I've recently had. And it has been well over a month since I posted so hopefully you all didn't assume that I had closed up the blogshop.

Don't worry, I'll still be completely obsessed with New York City and what it's like to live there and all the chaos that I'll be missing but you'll likely get plenty of perspective on why Colorado is pretty fun and has plenty of its own chaos, including Aspen bombers. OH BOY!